Coffee Quotes

Who wants a coffee?

— Anonymous

“Time For Tea.”

— Tillie Cole

I don't drink coffee.

— Anonymous

I love coffee.

— John Ross Bowie

I'm a coffee lover.

— Oksana Masters

“Death before Decaf!”

— Elizabeth Noble

R u liam lol

— Anonymous

“Make tea, not war”

— Monty Python

Coffee is a drug I sware

— Anonymous

Drink and be motivated.

— Uchye

“See you when tea is hot.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

Teas, Where small talk dies in agonies.

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Astonishing how tea opens the ears.”

— Michelle Franklin

I expect I shall feel better after tea.

— Anonymous

Before coffee, good morning is a lie.

— Charlie Bouchard

Tea! Bless ordinary everyday afternoon tea!

— Agatha Christie

Originally I planned on starting a teapot collection. I really like them.

— Billy Dee Williams

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?

— Azgraybebly Josland

I think I've reduced the amount of blood in my caffeine system to an acceptable level.

— Alastair Reynolds

I may not be your cup of tea, but you may need that cup of tea to calm your soul.

— Cv Pillay

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

— Demetri Martin

Caffeine dehydrates the body and speeds up the aging of the skin and kidneys.

— Ann Louise Gittleman

“What?” Mr. U slumped in his chair, his coffee cup tipping and the drops of coffee”

— James Browning

“Today is going to be one of those days where even my coffee needs a coffee…       *”

— Lacey London

...if you are one tardy away from missing out on a big competition, you should probably make your coffee at home.

— Lauren Oliver

“'Can you imagine, 30 years ago, saying nobody will make coffee at home?' Nancy McGuckin, a travel researcher in Washington, D.C.”

— Tom Vanderbilt

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

— Patti Stanger

“Our surroundings fade and we exist in unison, two people who once shared cups of coffee, unprecedentedly ourselves in a changing world.”

— Caroline George

“In the midst of chaos, tea serves as a soothing oasis, a chance to take a deep breath and regroup.”

— Ajaz Ahmad Khawaja

For those two years in college I was constantly singing and writing and playing in coffee houses and stuff.

— Dan Fogelberg

“the Duke-NUS Graduate Medical School found that drinking four or more cups of coffee daily could help prevent non-alcoholic fatty liver disease…

— Jennifer Jolan

Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door…

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The appeal for drugs has dwindled. Except for actual opium. If I could get real opium, I'd stir it in my hot…

— Nick Tosches

Temptation isn't a sin that you triumph over once, completely and then you're free. Temptation slips into bed with you each night…

— Karen Marie Moning

The British have an umbilical cord which has never been cut and through which tea flows constantly. It is curious to watch…

— Marlene Dietrich

When it's all over and the on the air signs go off there isn't a more lost feeling in the world. The…

— Gertrude Berg

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can…

— Frederick The Great

We belong to an age where apocalypse is our daily bread, coffee's black, and we know we're part of the abyss. Red…

— Brian Aldiss

I normally have a calorie-packed mushroom coffee for breakfast and a big lunch and dinner. But when I'm resting, I'll make a…

— Laird Hamilton

We've gone from a world in which Starbucks set a cutting-edge standard for mass-market design to a world in which Starbucks establishes…

— Virginia Postrel