“What sorcery is this?” he snarled. “I lie down with a goddess and wake up to an old hag?” — Tracy Brogan Sorcery Copy Share Image
“We don’t have to tell secrets. We don’t have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . .… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender.” — Tracy Brogan Surrender Copy Share Image
“Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“A disaster wrapped in a catastrophe sitting on a pile of misfortune.” — Tracy Brogan Catastrophe Copy Share Image
“That place is turning into the Hotel California. You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.” — Tracy Brogan California Copy Share Image
“Should I tell her I was tired because her father is a deplorable excuse for a man who ruined my outlook on… — Tracy Brogan Life Copy Share Image
“Birthday wishes did not come true, any more than wishes made on puffy dandelions blown into the breeze or pennies tossed into… — Tracy Brogan Birthday Copy Share Image
“Her life was more like a series of tattered Post-it notes with hastily scribbled goals written in dull pencil. Some of them… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Life had a way of shifting under her feet like quicksand and she had learned to just make the best of it.… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Her head practically swiveled, and her laser-beam stare honed in on Ryan, thoroughly scrutinizing him. He’d felt less violated after a TSA… — Tracy Brogan Heart Copy Share Image
“Siri, what’s a femme fatale?” Chloe asked her phone. “It’s a dishonest woman who uses feminine wiles to manipulate men,” Emily responded… — Tracy Brogan Femme fatale Copy Share Image
“Apparently while I was reading The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.” — Tracy Brogan Idiot Copy Share Image
“popcorn, with Jordan fast on her heels. They sprinted into the dense growth of the overburdened flower beds and began running zigzag… — Tracy Brogan Flower Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His… — Tracy Brogan Humor Copy Share Image
“Maybe you should get a very large life insurance policy on the next husband,” Lily suggested slurping her coffee loudly. “You know,… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“What do you call this? Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop. Bang. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.” The ever-present creases in Harlan’s face deepened for a moment until… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Your….your bat cave?” Emily responded. “Yes, I’m quite proud of it. I put those visiting Boy Scouts to good use building bat… — Tracy Brogan Boy scout Copy Share Image
“And call me crazy, but it seems like this horse is doing that on purpose.” Emily nodded, her smile staying right in… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“He held up my most prized possession, a sweatshirt from spring break during my senior year of college. It was faded, tattered,… — Tracy Brogan Marriage Copy Share Image
“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I… — Tracy Brogan Badger Copy Share Image
“She’s buying sex toys now, you know. Sex toys for herself. Where the hell does that leave me? Have you ever seen… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Just one more?” he said, holding up his thumb and index finger to indicate tiny. Oh so small. “Just one more little… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“He turned his head to look at her, trying to think of ways to plead his case. Some way to dazzle and… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“Jesters must tremble in fear at the magnificence of your humor.” — Tracy Brogan Comedy Copy Share Image
“Without the despair of today we can’t experience the joy of tomorrow.” — Tracy Brogan Despair Copy Share Image
“Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.” — Tracy Brogan Education Copy Share Image
“Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life... well, life.” — Tracy Brogan Life Copy Share Image
