Humor Quotes · Page 490

“Misa: I can't even imagine a world without light! L: Well yes, that would be quite dark.”

— Takeshi Obata

I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other…

— Kumail Nanjiani

“I call the right axe Sorrow," she said. "You know what I call the left one?" "Happiness?" "Sorrow. I can't tell them…

— Lev Grossman

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

— Lily Tomlin

'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

If he doesn't want you anymore... AND your sure to NEVER get him back... F** his friend.

— Mishe Pierce

“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” Oberon said. ”

— Kevin Hearne

The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible…

— Agnes Repplier

“I know one thing about the place I came from,' I say. 'We didn't eat dessert.' 'Then you came from a horrible…

— Josin L. McQuein

“In a fair fight, the don's man would almost certainly paint the walls with Locke and Calo's blood, so it stood to…

— Scott Lynch

“Not entirely fair?" His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great…

— Jonathan L. Howard

I don't buy into the phrase 'comedy genius.' It's like football; you can have the talent, but 90 per cent is hard…

— Josh Widdicombe

I love the privilege of looking back on my life every three years, turning it into a comedy show, and sharing it…

— Jon Richardson

“Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging…

— Rachel Caine

“How's your humor? What can you do to have more humorous lines to use in the right place at the right time?…

— Susan C. Young

There is no victim mentality whatsoever in Texas. In Austin we are hyper aware of the existing freedom of American stand-up comedy…

— Tony Hinchcliffe

“Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away!”

— Dr. Seuss

Dr. [Martin Luther] King was a human being. He had a sense of humor which was wonderful.

— Maya Angelou

Everyone was doing alternative comedy. I thought I'd distinguish myself by just telling jokes, with differing degrees of success.

— Ben Miller

A sense of humour and a little lack of respect: That's what you need to make a legend survive.

— Karl Lagerfeld

“I can give you two words," I tell him. "The second is off. Can you guess the first?”

— Darren Shan

Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.

— Chevy Chase

Some of the things I've been in are comedic, but I don't get considered for true comedies because I'm a 'dramatic' actor.

— Noah Emmerich

“Yes, supermodels have the power to make you buy things you don't need and feel terrible about yourself.”

— Leigh Bardugo

“If you'd like to go back in there and try kicking him, I recommend aiming upward and a bit to the left.”

— Cassandra Clare

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think…

— Delta Burke

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

— Jack Dee

He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

— Tamora Pierce

“Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.”

— Leslie Nielsen

It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.

— Tom Stoppard

“One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.”

— Dean Hale

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a…

— Fred Allen

Comedy is a lot of fun if you have costars who can help you perform better.

— Lara Dutta

From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good-natured.

— Samuel Richardson

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

— Freeman Dyson

“You know it's a small world when you bump into friends you haven't seen since grade school on the, It's A Small…

— Kilburn Hall

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

— Ludwig Wittgenstein

“We left dents on each other. Mine was in her heart, and hers was on my car.”

— J.A. ANUM

“I picked up my flute and smiled, eyebrows dancing. "Why don't you show her your straight dance?" "Is there a gay dance,…

— Rose Christo

I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!

— Rodney Dangerfield