Humor Quotes · Page 492

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

— Robin Williams

Before I went into comedy I was a loner, very much wrapped up in my own thoughts. But I always liked myself…

— Michael McIntyre

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

— Abe Burrows

David Cross is one of the best comedic minds we have going nowadays. His subversive humor is backed up by his intellect.

— Jason Bateman

Evolution .. Just the right formula of science and comedy may get moviegoers through the door.

— Ivan Reitman

I would watch several English comedy shows and I have always wanted to be a part of one.

— Tejaswi Madivada

“[Garry Essendine]: That is no prostitute, but the wife of one of my best friends!”

— Noël Coward

There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.

— Kate McKinnon

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody…

— John Lydon

“Maybe I'm too jumpy, too untrusting. The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase…

— H.M. Ward

“No. He’s like me at the moment. We’re both nomadic. He’s still in the military. Currently training SEALs in Coronado, California.” “I’m…

— Grace Willows

Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully. "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain." There was…

— Benjamin Hoff

“Studsy returned alone. "Maybe I'm wrong," he said as he sat down, "but I think somebody could do something with that cluck…

— Dashiell Hammett

Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to…

— Anonymous

“You make experiments and I make theories. Do you know the difference? A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who…

— Albert Einstein

I want to do a romantic comedy that nobody thought I could do. And then do a comedy with Dan Aykroyd that…

— John Belushi

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

— Robert Breault

“Shock and desire have my nerves tingling like I've been struck by horny lightning.”

— Nicole Christie

Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.

— Daniel Tosh

I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly…

— George W. Bush

There are very few things that I have any patience for that are not at least a little bit humorous.

— Elif Batuman

“My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.”

— Tommy Tran

“I wasn’t doing any work that day, just catching up on my foot-dangling.”

— Raymond Chandler

As people, we're generally optimistic, no matter how disabled our lives are, and we find the humor in the darkest situations.

— John Wells

“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do…

— Tom Althouse

I am feeling like I have completed the circle. I started with serious roles, done a grey shaded role, did fatherly roles…

— Alok Nath

Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that…

— Madeline Kahn

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

— Joan Rivers

Laughter at oneself is always proof that god has healed us in the touchy places!

— Eugenia Price

Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be…

— Jeff Ross

It's like cooks don't watch cooking programmes - I suppose maybe comedians don't watch comedy shows.

— Bob Mortimer

I've a track record of successful comedy films spread over more than a decade.

— Govinda

And sometimes you can make your point better with comedy than you can through shouting about it.

— Rachel Parris

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

— Dennis Farina

“It was time for a strong-minded woman to take charge. Abdullah was quite glad that Sophie was one.”

— Diana Wynne Jones

'Damadamm!' is a sweet comedy, and there is always room for watching a feel-good entertainer on Diwali.

— Himesh Reshammiya

“I admitted. If I was going to hallucinate, then at least it was some hot dude instead of something gross.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

— Francoise Sagan

If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life.

— Jim Goad

It was very serious and I wanted to do something really different so there was this comedy called TOP SECRET.

— Val Kilmer