My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds…

I dont trust girls, I dont trust anyone who bleeds for five days straight and doesn't die.

— Anonymous

“Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

— Mr. Garrison

Don't trust anyone who bleeds for 5 days straight and lives.

— Anonymous

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

— Hemant Smarty

“NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 5 DAYS A MONTH AND DOESN’T DIE”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

— South Park

The young man taught all he knew and more; The middle-aged man taught all he knew; The old man taught all that his students…

— Arnold Ross

My old man taught me a lot of stuff in his death that I don't even know if he would have been able to…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

— Jess

He was a great man. He taught himself how to walk again, to write with his left hand. My father was a hero.

— Mandy Patinkin

My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.'

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Never forget,” I say, quietly now, “that if I wanted your job, I could have it. And never forget that the man you so…

— Tahereh Mafi

I met a blind man, who taught me how to see.

— Aerosmith

Don't drown the man who taught you to swim. If you learned your trade or profession from the man, do not set up in…

— Charles Spurgeon

“[My father,] A man who had been taught only to destroy found it hard to create.”

— Nadia Hashimi