“Stealing a car was easy. The hard part was putting up with the whining.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth was astounded, and immediately colored. "Put down those damn crayons and look at me!" Darcy commanded.” — William Codpiece Thwackery Copy Share Image
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure. — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“In my world it’s impossible to be running late for anything at seven in the morning,” — A.R. Wise Copy Share Image
“I feel like a von Trapp," Ruby said between puffs, "But fatter, older and with absolutely no energy for singing.” — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
I've always loved absurdism and plays of that genre. I think that my humour is very much rooted in theatre and drama. — Eliza Scanlen Copy Share Image
We’re all pros already. 1) We show up every day 2) We show up no matter what 3) We stay on the… — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
I really like doing television shows, and I anticipated doing a comedy, because that's the place I feel the most comfortable -… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
“The men laugh at the witty line, but it is not a belly laugh. Beasley's mouth is in a wide smile, but… — Mumia Abu-Jamal Copy Share Image
Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
In comedy, it's not the glamorous, beautiful people that are great at comedy. They're either every man or every woman, they're either… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
“O sweet, sweet Joanna How torn my heart! O sweet, sweet Joanna Our kiss shall never part! O sweet, sweet Joanna How… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
When you do your comedy and your drama, your acting style doesn't change. If it's a comedy, the situations and the characters… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“How about the wrong crowd," I said. "You getting in with them?" "Not much luck," Paul said. "I'm trying like hell, but… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
I don't think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“Winning is not an option. Your goal is simply not to lose all that badly.” — Mike Causey Copy Share Image
“Genna: “My straw has a hole in it!” Tim: *gives her a Really? look* Genna: “One that it’s not meant to have!” — Timmothy Radman Copy Share Image
“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.” — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
“Naniniwala ako na may tatlong decision making bodies ang mga tao. Utak, puso at bird.” — Ramon Bautista Copy Share Image
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
“A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'd love, love, love to do a comedy. I can't imagine being on set and being happy and cheerful. That seems so… — Maika Monroe Copy Share Image
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going… — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To spoon-feed people their comedy is not the proper evolution of the art. — Michael Mosley Copy Share Image
But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Never before have the tools of value creation been so great and the potential artisans so busy watching the Kardashians.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Corporate alchemy isn’t just dark magic; it’s a tragic comedy, a satire as I imagine being written by Kafka on a bad… — Rove Monteux Copy Share Image
I think anyone who behaves boorishly but without a good sense of humor is not as fun to watch. — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
Comedy characters that take themselves very seriously, but are actually fools, is so funny. — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better. — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
I'm strongly attracted to classy, educated men who have a sense of humor and who loves to have a good time without… — Angel Marie Copy Share Image
Comedy is quite difficult, you have to be able to have fun and portray that sense of fun to the audience watching… — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
