Jonah Hill

Hey Korean Jesus.

— Jonah Hill

Lets make a baby!

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I'm a big hip hop fan.

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“Tweet it don't beat it”

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I think sadness is funny.

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I think I crapped my pants.

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I run and do a lot of push-ups and eat healthy.

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It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.

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We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.

— Jonah Hill

Have some fairy dust motherfucker!

— Jonah Hill

You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to.

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Man...I thought this job would have more car chases and shit...

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I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.

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Summer Heights High does not get enough love. My favorite show.

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I grew up in the '80s in L.A., so Ice Cube and Magic Johnson are my heroes.

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I think it's kind of strange when people talk about how hyped-up the movie is. It almost sets you up for a…

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Jump Street merging with MiB I think that's clean and rad and powerful.

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I don't like to compare things to other things. It always sounds arrogant in print.

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Germany's amongst my top three places in the world I'd like to live.

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You just have to be strong and don't be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility.

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I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

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I just like to act and write and produce. To me, making movies is the ultimate goal.

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You get out of there and you think you're done...but then you're still trying to figure out who you are. I don't…

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Every time you're directing a movie you're kind of building a temporary business. You're hiring all these heads of departments, and it…

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I'm sure a bunch of 15-year-old kids would way rather I do 'Superbad 2' than 'Moneyball.' But I would love to do…

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There are a lot of things going into making a movie. So many things can go wrong. So many people that need…

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I would never remake something that was like 'The Godfather.' Things that are truly important to me, I could never remake or…

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Maybe if you play somebody in a certain world people sometimes misinterpret that it's a support of that world or that occupation…

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Be open to other people's ideas. Don't get arrogant about your ideas. Shoot a lot of options so you're not stuck with…

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I started writing and acting in these little plays and then I was discovered by Dustin Hoffman. He got me my first…

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When someone who is known as a comedic actor goes to drama, it often doesn't work out, because they really just chose…

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I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being…

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When you're looking for stories or movies usually the great stories are about people in their 30s or 40s because they've lived…

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Yeah I grew up in the public eye. I became a man in the public eye, which is kind of a bizarre…

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I think this movie, 'Moneyball,' symbolizes becoming a man for me, and I think my character becomes a man. It's important to…

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You have more of a responsibility to make the audience laugh. In comedy, we do have to say, "All right, it's been…

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I directed my first music video for Sara Bareilles. I like writing and directing. I co-wrote '21 Jump Street' and I'm in…

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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean…

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New Orleans is like the bad-kid island in 'Pinocchio.'

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I talk to 16-year-olds and they dont know what 21 Jump Street is...

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