“Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.” — T.R. Wallace Copy Share Image
“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“You can’t even begin to fathom the amount of fucks I do not give about what you want.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh… — Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Copy Share Image
People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
You can't teach standup comedy. You can teach someone how to formulate a joke, but making it funny is different. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob. They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense… — Padmasree Warrior Copy Share Image
“Every host in Hollywood has made that mistake: “Let’s invite some comedy writers to the party! That’ll brighten things up.” Sure… till… — Robert McKee Copy Share Image
“What we have here is a war—the war of matter and spirit. In the classical era, spirit was in harmony with matter.… — Giannina Braschi Copy Share Image
“Okay, on my first night, he tried to chat me up. You know how the story goes. ‘You have the most beautiful… — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
“Maybe it was easier if you knew your child was dead. It was a thought that stopped him in his tracks sometimes… — Nicole Trope Copy Share Image
I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
Gintoki: Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is… — Hideaki Sorachi Copy Share Image
With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself. — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
“Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy," Mom told me. "You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
“Daddy said you're a flat-chested old maid who probably sleeps with your legs crossed.” — Patricia Watters Copy Share Image
“It just showed once again that half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I have a side of me that doesn't care. I really enjoy physical comedy, thinking of an idea and pitching it to… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
There's an elusive element to comedy, but nobody gets it for free. That's why comedians seldom criticise each other. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.” — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It makes me mad to hear these popular orchestras make a jammed-up comedy of a song like 'Wreck on the Highway.' It… — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“The difference between actually very serious and actually very funny is actually very thin.” — William Powers Copy Share Image
“...Mrs. Mullet, when it came to gossip, was equaled only by the News of the World .” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Laughter can relieve tension, soothe the pain of disappointment, and strengthen the spirit for the formidable tasks that always lie ahead. — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
“People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but—" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong.” — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I think that every piece has its challenges. I love going back and forth between one and the other. I'll always pick… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
“Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks like some sort of deranged bank robber.” — Dave Lundy Copy Share Image
I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America” — Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov Copy Share Image
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse. — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
“Every man is a story book. It has drama, adventure, comedy, tragedy, fantasy, and romance.” — Sunil Thomas Copy Share Image
