One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor. — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
“too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.” — Kyra Davis Copy Share Image
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it. — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“Ah ha!" the Doc screeched suddenly, wheeling around. "The salicylic acid! Maybe it SHOULD have been heated first!” — Clare Havens Copy Share Image
“What...what about when I'm married?” “We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“By protecting your nervous system and keeping you focused, laughter and play offer you opportunities to thrive even in inhospitable environments.” — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
I can't say this too often - that a little humor can make life worth living. That has always been my credo.… — Bennett Cerf Copy Share Image
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something about me. I love vengeance like normal people love sunsets and long walks on the beach. I… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“When they ran up to him, Percy said, 'Hey,' like they were just meeting for lunch or something. 'You're alive!' Frank marveled.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.” — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Whoever says girls can't work in emergency services has obviously never dialed 911 and talked to a female dispatcher.” — Jun Li Kanashii Copy Share Image
“That’s rich, coming from you, Hellcat, I would’ve thought it was impossible for a Vampire to get grey hairs until I met… — Sharon Hannaford Copy Share Image
The No 1 priority in TV comedy today is 'don't frighten the horses,' and it's probably No 2 and 3 as well. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'd actually love to do more comedy, but what I really wanna do is an indie drama - an intense indie road-trip… — Finn Wolfhard Copy Share Image
“Should I be concerned over the obvious delight our daughter takes in the ultraviolence?" "It's genetic.” — Young Justice Copy Share Image
“And since Rebecca already placed your order five minutes ago, I can only assume that this was an excuse to check out… — Jeanette Battista Copy Share Image
Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter. — Del Close Copy Share Image
“Come to think of it, Your Majesty, I believe I must still be growing. Either that, or you are shrinking.” — C.L. Wilson Copy Share Image
“My eyes flickered when I heard the Voice inside my head. (You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“I used to be a Christian, but I decided to follow the teachings of Jesus instead.” — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.” — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.” — Kasie West Copy Share Image
Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Americans don't like puns and plays on words, which is totally opposite in the comedy world to France or even Italy and… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Phury was the only other possibility, but he was a celibate with a broken frickin' heart. Not really man-whore material.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
My view of life is colored by humor and looking at the best in any situation. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
The best thing about serial drama - especially about screwball comedy - is blocked love. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
“They say a woman's loyalty only lasts as long as it takes her to hang up and dial again.” — Kim Gatlin Copy Share Image
