“It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Being holed up in here does wonders for making the brain do what it was made for.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“Let's not have forced gaiety this Christmas, said Nora, like it was a dish. We'll have a tiny bit of it, I… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you are fully conscious of your bad decisions, but are still trying to blame your parents, you are an idiot!” — Sara strong Copy Share Image
He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
“Don't talk to me like that! I am your mother! Oh, God the Father, I have raised a monster!” — Carlos Malvar Copy Share Image
I knew I didn't want to be a doctor but didn't know what I wanted to do. I prayed, and all I… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
What reaches an audience is honesty. If you're saying something truthful that's supposed to be a funny line, it's going to be… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
“Women are a kind of bomb where men should be trained and skilled in defusing, before falling in love.otherwise you'll spend rest… — Thenten Copy Share Image
Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse the hell out of me for trying to help. I heard a crash and thought someone was hurt. You could’ve… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she… — William James Copy Share Image
“That’s the first thing that strikes an American woman about Europe – that it’s unsanitary. Impossible for them to conceive of a… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Does anyone else think mirrors look unbelievably handsome or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
If 'Sajjan Singh Rangroot' showed seriousness through the First World War, 'Carry On Jatta 2' had a great dose of comedy. — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
I've done so many dramas in my life, and people don't even know I came from comedy. — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
“It’s a funny old world, isn’t it? Just when you think you know someone, just when you think you know yourself…” — Harlem Dae Copy Share Image
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“Men are linear creatures, led by their lusts. You only have to give them an excuse to act on what they already… — Nancy Gideon Copy Share Image
“You can make heaven out of hell, or hell out of heaven. The choice is yours.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“You're never "keeping it real" with your lack of punctuation and proofreading, you're keeping it unintelligible.” — Austin Kleon Copy Share Image
“Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever. His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone.” — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
Because the rhymes I say, sharp as a nail. Witty as can be and not for sale. Always funky fresh, could NEVER… — Run DMC Copy Share Image
It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“For your penance, say two Hail Marys, three our Fathers, and," he added, with a chuckle, "say a special prayer for the… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't… — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not. — Kurt Russell Copy Share Image
“Jesca returned the smile. 'You are a brave one--or perhaps foolhardy.' 'Difficult to tell,' Cope said cheerily.” — Steve Rzasa Copy Share Image
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Bad improvisers block action, often with a high degree of skill. Good improvisers develop action."(p.115)” — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
“That's one small step for a man ... but a really big step ... for a baby.” — Harlowe Pilgrim Copy Share Image
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
