'Mandem On The Wall' is an online comedy series that I produce, write and act in along with three other people. — Percelle Ascott Copy Share Image
“I’ll have you know Southern isn’t a synonym for stupid.--soon-to-be-released novel, Cape Cursed.” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
“I felt more solidly composed, now that I was horizontal. I was impossible to knock down.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.” — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
“I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea what you females… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Darn kids! That’s it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!” — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“Listen, if you’re not totally surrendered, you’re not playing. It’s as simple as that.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“He paused by Theo's door, knocked with his free hand. "Get lost, creep." David looked down at Maddy. "I assume he means… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
If you look at the exports, Sasha Baron Cohen, Simon Pegg, Ricky Gervais, all these actors are comedians arent they? But they… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
“Nekhbet shrieked in alarm. I turned to see what was going on. Immediately, I wished I could burn my eyes out of… — The Throne of Fire Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For now, we assume that self-evolving robots will learn to mimic human traits, including, eventually, humor. And so, I can't wait to… — Lance Morrow Copy Share Image
The cosmic humor is that if you desire to move mountains and you continue to purify yourself, ultimately you will arrive at… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
There are comedic rules and formulae and, while these tenets should be respected, especially by a newcomer, perversely you can still succeed… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
“Someone knocks on the door. Laylah's eyes widen in alarm. Josiah looks like he's just been condemned to hell. "It's just my… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
“The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.” — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is a very personal thing, and I don't know if I am talented enough to do… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
“It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.” — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“I have the body of an 18-year-old, but it's in the trunk of my car and it's starting to smell. ” — Kimberly Cheryl Copy Share Image
“Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that. — Chris Cooper Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor. — Jonathan Shapiro Copy Share Image
Tragedy turns into comedy when you watch your own drama and realizing it as a mind-created fiction designed to create you a… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to be witty, work on your character and say what you think on every occasion. — Stendhal Copy Share Image
I drank the Kool-Aid of being a network star. Once it didn't happen, I realized it wasn't the best version of my… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Onze boosaardige aartsvijand had de concentratieboog van een peuter die hyper was van de suiker.” — Shanna Swendson Copy Share Image
It's a very tough time for the playwright. Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
“No " Grandlibby replied. "Hail comes from hell. The devil sent it because he's happy that you're reading evil garbage.” — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive. — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
“You're cooking", said Elizabeth, and each word came out of her mouth as if it was ashamed of being in the room… — Liam Perrin Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
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