“Whoever taught my mother the phrase stud muffin should be prosecuted” — Flynn Meaney Parenting Copy Share Image
“My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I mean, I've had the name Finbar for sixteen years, and I've only been punched in the face once.” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.” — Flynn Meaney Bloodthirsty Copy Share Image
“I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just,… — Flynn Meaney Creepy Copy Share Image
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a $500… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his… — Flynn Meaney Beer Copy Share Image
“Swanstein seriously had tears coming down his face! I watched in amazement. Seeing girls cry makes me very uncomfortable, but a fellow… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three… — Flynn Meaney Black family Copy Share Image
“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school,… — Flynn Meaney Dating Copy Share Image
“I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get… — Flynn Meaney Baking Copy Share Image
“I've never had any summer lovin'. And I've never had any school year lovin', either. I've never had a boyfriend. I've never… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's organization; each profile… — Flynn Meaney Boys and girls Copy Share Image
“And once, a sophomore English teacher, Mr. Watts, found out that one of his students had spent the past eight class periods… — Flynn Meaney English teacher Copy Share Image
“You all right?" he asked. I felt dizzy. "Yeah. Lots of blood, though..." "The head always bleeds a lot," Luke told me.… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way… — Flynn Meaney Drive Copy Share Image
“I did remember. The librarian had picked me up and held me to her chest as we evacuated beneath the flashing fire… — Flynn Meaney Fire Alarm Copy Share Image
“If you skip one class, everyone knows about it. The teacher will track you down, or one of the guidance counselors will… — Flynn Meaney Drugs Copy Share Image
“We are in a boy recession," Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And… — Flynn Meaney Boys Copy Share Image
