Dating Quotes

I'm dating my iPhone.

— iJustine

I started dating at 16.

— Ashley Graham

I never did video dating.

— Adam F. Goldberg

Meet is murder.

— John Alejandro King Aka 'The Covert Comic

Single or taken?

— Kaitlyn

Good design doesn't date.

— Harry Seidler

What to say to ur ex

— Anonymous

Dating is for tools.

— Neil Strauss

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

— Superbad

“God only gives to those willing to receive.”

— John Arthur

An ex is an ex for a reason.

— Midge

Every guy isn't a dog and every girl isn't a hoe...

— Jerett Parker

If you are in a relationship DO NOT talk to your ex

— Anonymous

“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.”

— Bernard Branson

Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.

— Anita Loos

“So it's possible I might be dating Batman.”

— John Goode

I'm not dating Prateik; he is just a good acquaintance.

— Amyra Dastur

“Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.”

— Shannon L. Alder

“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

— E.J. Eisman

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

— Kristin Davis

The only thing a whirlwind courtship does is blow dust in everyone's eyes.

— Jilly Cooper

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

— Garry Shandling

Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.

— Rashida Jones

I don't think it's a sin to be friends with your ex.

— Liza Soberano

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be…

— Kelly Link

Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.

— Anonymous

Never go back to an old love, no matter how strong it is. Its like reading a book over and over again…

— Yashowardhan

“Your eyes gave it away. You don't want the old stuff. You want to have the new and improved Well-being, go with…

— Oscar Auliq-Ice

So my favorite online dating website is OkCupid, not least because it was started by a group of mathematicians.

— Hannah Fry

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

— Meg Cabot

Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is…

— Henry Cloud

“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In the journey to find that right one, some people won't have to utter a word, but you can see what they…

— Eugene Nathaniel Butler

Uh-uh, dude. I tried it your way with the dating and the girls and the kissing and the drama, and man, I…

— John Green

I enjoy dating. I love first dates. I think they're incredibly fascinating studies in human psychology. When you sit down across from…

— Chris Pine

A lot of people - boys - look at me differently. They think that if they date me, they are gay because…

— Jazz Jennings

I've always believed comics should bring in things like that, and they haven't for a very long time, in general. You always…

— Jamie McKelvie

“I walk away feeling that something’s not quite right. On the tram home, I realise why: this is completely alien to me…

— Jill Stark

“He’d had to fold his long legs into his desk. His boots had seen better days, and his jeans unraveled in a…

— Laura Anderson Kurk

The tabloid that said that I dressed up as a medieval, like a sexy medieval something and that upset me more than…

— Jennifer Lawrence