Beer Quotes

Got any beer?

— Wolverine

Think beer; drink beer.

— Matt Groening

Pain now...beer later.

— Anonymous

“I really like beer.”

— Joss Whedon

“Beer, if you have it.”

— Maya Banks

I drink a lot of beer.

— Eric Bischoff

I have a beer belly.

— Christy Turlington

Never ask for 'a beer.'

— Michael Jackson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

— Archie Bunker

“God has a brown voice, soft and full as beer.”

— Anne Sexton

“when life gives you lemons add beer”

— Letter String

That questionable superfluity small beer.

— Douglas William Jerrold

He was a wise man who invented beer.

— Plato

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.

— Mark Henry

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

— Sheryl Crow

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

— Arnold Bennett

Who needs education when you got a beer and some dro to go.

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

— Jeff Foxworthy

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

— Raymond Chandler

“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer”

— Groucho Marx

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione

At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious.

— Michael Chandler

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

— W. C. Fields

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

— Art Donovan

I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got…

— Michael Flatley

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can…

— Frederick The Great

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest…

— Jay Leno

I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I…

— Zoya Akhtar

I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is…

— Robin McKinley

“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.”

— Jim Butcher

I was charged as an adult years before I could buy a beer, lease an apartment, get a pack of cigarettes. I…

— Jelly Roll

Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is…

— Richard P. Feynman

All great tasks test our motivation. It's easy to court ideas over beers and change the world with napkin sketches, but like…

— Scott Berkun

You don't need a gym to develop real strength. Just get an empty keg of beer and fill it with sand or…

— Brian Shaw

Why couldn't the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn't blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because…

— Nora Roberts

To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is…

— Michael Jackson

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that…

— Kristen Ashley

When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an…

— Ed ONeill

In the days when Glastonbury was an alternative festival, it was quite interesting. Now it is the most bourgeois thing on the…

— Bruce Dickinson

I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards,…

— Charles Bukowski