Beer Quotes

“So beer is our bread?”

— Garret Keizer

Never ask for 'a beer.'

— Michael Jackson

I have a beer belly.

— Christy Turlington

I drink a lot of beer.

— Eric Bischoff

Beer is nasty.

— Rob Gronkowski

Draft beer, not people.

— Bob Dylan

“Beer now,bitch later.”

— Scott Lynch

Beer is good food

— Rita Rudner

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

— Jack Handey

“When you serve a beer-cock an ear.”

— John Shirley

“The beer has reminded me that I forgot.”

— Charles Dickens

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

— Jack Nicholson

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

— Jill Goodacre

Homer no function beer well without.

— Anonymous

They who drink beer will think beer.

— Washington Irving

How much beer is in German intelligence?

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.

— Theo de Raadt

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

— Bill Bailey

I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.

— Sam Smith

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

— Jerry Adler

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

— Bret Easton Ellis

I like any European city where you can sit outside, have a beer and watch the world go by.

— Richard Herring

No, I never drink beer. I've never had a pint of lager in my life.

— John Barnes

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

— Anonymous

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID…

— Homer

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man…

— Steve Martin

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused…

— Lou Reed

I'm a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I'm happy to have a beer with them and talk about it,…

— Greig Fraser

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable…

— Robert Black

I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England,…

— Wade Barrett

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often,…

— Dave Barry

“Beer was good, too, but its flavor depended on the skill of the craftsman and the tastes the person drinking it. Unlike…

— Isuna Hasekura

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food…

— Brendan Behan

Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in…

— George Orwell

When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle…

— James Crumley

We know that the adult in a certain sense has an attitude toward life exactly opposite to the attitude of commercials. Commercials…

— Robert Bly

He took a bite, swallowed. "God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too." Some people in a…

— John Green

One would think America big enough to set aside wilderness preserves for the many of our citizens who seek to escape the…

— Frank Church

“Brewing is mentioned rarely in accounts of the Industrial Revolution. Temperance pressures meant it was impolitic for brewers to boast of their…

— Peter Brown