Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian god damn unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I've told several writers this, and, again, I get back to it, but if you want to make God smile, tell him… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
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When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
“The first time I came to Deadwood, I got shot in the ass." -Violet Parker” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
“Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!” — Tourettes Guy Copy Share Image
“In a deep sexy voice, she said Windows don't turn me on. I raised an eyebrow at her, Mac user?” — Diane Mott Davidson Copy Share Image
Often it's seen as empowering if you're cleverer than the men, or more aware - then you're giving the woman a great… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
“Ow! Shit!" She yelped, dropping the wand on the floor and clapping her hand over her eye, the one into which she'd… — Kendra Leigh Castle Copy Share Image
“Is your future faery bride too ugly for you?” Rhys leaned back against the head rest and studied the seat back in… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives,… — Amy Gerstler Copy Share Image
I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Went to Wendy's, ordered a Baconater... they forget the bacon... how the hell do you do that!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
“Nobody imitate of someone, maybe there's such a problem of everyone, and they also try to find a solution and it called… — Manroop suthar Copy Share Image
Honestly, my biggest education regarding improv comedy actually came on the job working for 'My Boys.' — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it. — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of… — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
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I mean comedy is something that's very personal and people have strong opinions about. — Matt Lucas Copy Share Image
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“Je ne give a damn pas about le français, Les filles en France ne wear pas les pantelons” — John Knowles Copy Share Image
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I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
And we need a full affront on an energy crisis that is real in California and looms for other parts of our… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I wonder briefly whether a schizophrenic Buddhist would be At Two with the universe.” — John Dolan Copy Share Image
Ask anyone the best part of the classic comedy, 'My Cousin Vinny,' and they'll likely say Mona Lisa Vito. — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
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My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
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