Scott Adams

My investments have been hurt.

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The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

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Home is pretty utopian.

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Failure is a resource that can be managed.

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I should have written that down. - Dilbert

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If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

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Technology: No Place for Wimps!

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“Losers have goals. Winners have systems.”

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There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

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If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

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A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

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If you give an ant infinite time, it can move a mountain all by itself

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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

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The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

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He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

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Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to…

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If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

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Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than…

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“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is…

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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

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“Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.”

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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are…

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle…

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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people…

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“The worst thing your brain could do is reinterpret your reality into a whole new movie with each new bit of information.…

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The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a…

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I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd…

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“An intentional “error” in the details of your message will attract criticism. The attention will make your message rise in importance—at least…

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“If you believe people use reason for the important decisions in life, you will go through life feeling confused and frustrated that…

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“Practicality rules our perceptions. To survive, our tiny brains need to tame the blizzard of delusion generator information that threatens to overwhelm…

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“Men believe value is created by accomplishment, and they have objectives for the women in their lives. If a woman meets the…

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What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then…

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“I think I’d know it if we were part of an omnipotent being,” I said. “Would you? Your skin cells are not…

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“The grand illusion of life is that our minds have the capacity to understand reality. But human minds didn’t evolve to understand…

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“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of…

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“Love? Do you mean love in the way you understand it as a human?” “Well, not exactly, but basically the same thing.…

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“Scott: What's the cure? Doctor: There is none. Scott: But that isn't what I heard. The optimist in me translated the gloomy…

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“(about finding evidence of the past) And when you get that confirmation, it would instantly become the past itself. So in effect,…

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