Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games. — Scott Adams Animal Copy Share Image
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer. — Scott Adams Death Copy Share Image
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
“How can one part be more important if each part is completely necessary?” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. — Scott Adams Body Copy Share Image
“Humans think they are rational, and they think they understand their reality. But they are wrong on both counts.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“It could be said that the dishes used human beings in a symbiotic relationship, convincing us through their usefulness to make new… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. — Scott Adams Business Copy Share Image
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Positivity is far more than a mental preference. It changes your brain, literally, and it changes the people around you. It’s the… — Scott Adams Positive Copy Share Image
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't… — Scott Adams Being Copy Share Image
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method… — Scott Adams Advantage Copy Share Image
“simplicity is not proof of truth. But since we can never understand true reality, if two models both explain the same facts,… — Scott Adams Simplicity Copy Share Image
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money.… — Scott Adams Boss Copy Share Image
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“The process of concentrating on the goal every day greatly increases the likelihood of noticing an opportunity in the environment. The coincidence… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“This brings me to my system. I still have the diary I wrote when I graduated from Hartwick, in which I outlined… — Scott Adams Entrepreneurial Copy Share Image
If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“I blame society for the sad state of adult fitness in the Western world. We’re raised to believe that giving of ourselves… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Love? Do you mean love in the way you understand it as a human?” “Well, not exactly, but basically the same thing.… — Scott Adams Ability to love Copy Share Image
“(about finding evidence of the past) And when you get that confirmation, it would instantly become the past itself. So in effect,… — Scott Adams Time Copy Share Image
“Scott: What's the cure? Doctor: There is none. Scott: But that isn't what I heard. The optimist in me translated the gloomy… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“I made a list of skills in which I think every adult should gain a working knowledge. I wouldn't expect you to… — Scott Adams Business writing Copy Share Image
“The common worldview, shared by most humans, is that there is one objective reality, and we humans can understand that reality through… — Scott Adams Objective reality Copy Share Image
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