Time Quotes by Scott Adams

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

— Scott Adams

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

— Scott Adams

If you give an ant infinite time, it can move a mountain all by itself

— Scott Adams

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

— Scott Adams

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

— Scott Adams

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

— Scott Adams

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

— Scott Adams

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

— Scott Adams

“Humans are hardwired to reciprocate favors. If you want someone’s cooperation in the future, do something for that person today.”

— Scott Adams

“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can…

— Scott Adams

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat…

— Scott Adams

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't…

— Scott Adams

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure…

— Scott Adams

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized…

— Scott Adams

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about…

— Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time…

— Scott Adams

Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved…

— Scott Adams

“Conversation is more than the sum of the words. It is also a way of signaling the importance of another person by…

— Scott Adams

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is…

— Scott Adams

“(about finding evidence of the past) And when you get that confirmation, it would instantly become the past itself. So in effect,…

— Scott Adams

The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in…

— Scott Adams

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty…

— Scott Adams

Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the…

— Scott Adams

“Dealing with experts is always tricky. Are they honest? Are they competent? How often are they right? My observation and best guess…

— Scott Adams

“If you are proven to be right a hundred times in a row, no amount of evidence will convince you that you…

— Scott Adams

The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed,…

— Scott Adams

“A goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don't sometime in the future. A system is something you do…

— Scott Adams

“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of…

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“The most important form of selfishness involves spending time on your fitness, eating right, pursuing your career, and still spending quality time…

— Scott Adams

“The rest of the universe is like the coin. The events of the past appear to cause the present, but every time…

— Scott Adams

“Avoid career traps such as pursuing jobs that require you to sell your limited supply of time while preparing you for nothing…

— Scott Adams

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm…

— Scott Adams

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

— Scott Adams

“the past exists only in your mind,” he said. “Likewise, the future exists only in your mind because it has not happened.”

— Scott Adams

“Clinical psychologists have proven that ordinary people will alter their memories of the past to make them fit their perceptions. It is…

— Scott Adams

For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A…

— Scott Adams

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of…

— Scott Adams

“If you can imagine the future being brighter, it lifts your energy and gooses the chemistry in your body that produces a…

— Scott Adams

“The most important form of selfishness involves spending time on your fitness, eating right, pursuing your career, and still spending quality time…

— Scott Adams

“Your brain can only process a tiny portion of your environment, It risks being overwhelmed by the volume of information that bombards…

— Scott Adams