People Quotes by Scott Adams

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

— Scott Adams

Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

— Scott Adams

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

— Scott Adams

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

— Scott Adams

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

— Scott Adams

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

— Scott Adams

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

— Scott Adams

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

— Scott Adams

I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of…

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Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

— Scott Adams

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

— Scott Adams

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

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I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

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In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't…

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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method…

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When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money.…

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People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is…

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Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning…

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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want…

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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people…

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Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than…

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One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to…

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The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there…

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Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for making decisions, because if any…

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To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be…

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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

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God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a…

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Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

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Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time…

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough…

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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

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Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert:…

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You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are…

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Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line'…

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Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than…

— Scott Adams