One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's… — Scott Adams Being ignorant Copy Share Image
“If you can imagine the future being brighter, it lifts your energy and gooses the chemistry in your body that produces a… — Scott Adams Happiness Copy Share Image
The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
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“A woman needs to be told that you would sacrifice anything for her. A man needs to be told he is being… — Scott Adams Communication Copy Share Image
“Okay, I can accept the idea that God doesn’t have a personality exactly like people. Maybe we just assume God has a… — Scott Adams Personality Copy Share Image
Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should… — Scott Adams Butlers Copy Share Image
“Our arrogance causes us to imagine special value in this temporary collection of molecules. Why do we perceive more spiritual value in… — Scott Adams Arrogance Copy Share Image
“Clinical psychologists have proven that ordinary people will alter their memories of the past to make them fit their perceptions. It is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
My failed corporate career became the fodder for the 'Dilbert' comic. Once it became clear I would not be climbing any higher… — Scott Adams Career Copy Share Image
Priority-wise, it simply makes sense to take care of yourself before you start searching for a higher meaning. You aren't much good… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
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I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
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