One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about… — Scott Adams Artist Copy Share Image
Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity -… — Scott Adams Anti political Copy Share Image
“that people are more influenced by visual persuasion, emotion, repetition, and simplicity than they are by details and facts.” — Scott Adams Persuasion Copy Share Image
“I’m giving you permission to take care of yourself first, so you can do a better job of being generous in the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Everything he talked about had a kind of logic to it, but so do many things that are nonsense.” — Scott Adams Logic Copy Share Image
The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want. — Scott Adams Ability Copy Share Image
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove… — Scott Adams Approach Copy Share Image
“Women believe that men are, in a sense, defective versions of women, Men believe that women are defective versions of men. Both… — Scott Adams Feminism Copy Share Image
“Everything that motivates living creatures is based on some weakness or flaw. Hunger motivates animals. Lust motivates animals. Fear and pain motivate… — Scott Adams Life Copy Share Image
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“You probably think the majority of your crabbiness is caused by the idiots and sociopaths in your life plus your inexplicable bad… — Scott Adams Bad luck Copy Share Image
For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Dealing with experts is always tricky. Are they honest? Are they competent? How often are they right? My observation and best guess… — Scott Adams Expert Copy Share Image
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a… — Scott Adams Atheist Copy Share Image
Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the… — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give… — Scott Adams Buyers Copy Share Image
Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the… — Scott Adams Good ideas Copy Share Image
“How can something that doesn’t exist in physical form have influence over the things that do?” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“I was no longer surprised to find unlocked doors in the city. Maybe at some subconscious level we don’t believe we need… — Scott Adams Surprised Copy Share Image
Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's. — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert:… — Scott Adams Dilbert Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Creator Copy Share Image
For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude. — Scott Adams Attitude Copy Share Image
If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a writing class, but I can… — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma… — Scott Adams Best quotes Copy Share Image
“the past exists only in your mind,” he said. “Likewise, the future exists only in your mind because it has not happened.” — Scott Adams Future Copy Share Image
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the… — Scott Adams Furniture Copy Share Image
“Few things are as destructive and limiting as a worldview that assumes people are mostly rational.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Generous people take care of their own needs first. In fact, doing so is a moral necessity. The world needs you at… — Scott Adams Generous people Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab. — Scott Adams Cities Copy Share Image
As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really,… — Scott Adams Comedy Copy Share Image
This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else. — Scott Adams Failure Copy Share Image
There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
