Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent. — Scott Adams Decision Copy Share Image
“Insanity is always a reasonable diagnosis when you're dealing with writers and artists” — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. — Scott Adams General public Copy Share Image
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. — Scott Adams Bloggers Copy Share Image
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is… — Scott Adams Odds Copy Share Image
I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ? — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than… — Scott Adams Advertising Copy Share Image
Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to… — Scott Adams Abstract Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are… — Scott Adams Influence Copy Share Image
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in… — Scott Adams Chance Copy Share Image
If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control… — Scott Adams Control Copy Share Image
“Beware of puns and other clever wordplay. The only people who appreciate puns are the people who can do them. It’s like… — Scott Adams Comedy Copy Share Image
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did,… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Free yourself from the shackles of an oppressive reality. What’s real to you is what you imagine and what you feel. If… — Scott Adams Free yourself Copy Share Image
Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever… — Scott Adams Caffeine Copy Share Image
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. — Scott Adams Knowledge Copy Share Image
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. — Scott Adams Computer Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“People are more influenced by the direction of things than the current state.” — Scott Adams Direction Copy Share Image
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser. — Scott Adams Communication Copy Share Image
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are. — Scott Adams Business Copy Share Image
“Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.” — Scott Adams Exercise Copy Share Image
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' — Scott Adams Artist Copy Share Image
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Quality is not an independent force in the universe; it depends on what you choose as your frame of reference.” — Scott Adams Physics Copy Share Image
“If you go to movies, choose the funny ones first and avoid anything you know will end on a sad note.” — Scott Adams Humor Copy Share Image
