For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster. — Scott Adams Credit Copy Share Image
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred. — Scott Adams Analysis Copy Share Image
Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness. — Scott Adams Awareness Copy Share Image
Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else. — Scott Adams Education Copy Share Image
I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might… — Scott Adams Anniversary Copy Share Image
“Humans think they are rational, and they think they understand their reality. But they are wrong on both counts.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. — Scott Adams Business Copy Share Image
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“It could be said that the dishes used human beings in a symbiotic relationship, convincing us through their usefulness to make new… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Overcoming obstacles is normally an unavoidable part of the process. But you also need to know when to quit. Persistence is useful,… — Scott Adams Adversity Copy Share Image
You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is… — Scott Adams Food Copy Share Image
Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are… — Scott Adams Caring Copy Share Image
“An intentional “error” in the details of your message will attract criticism. The attention will make your message rise in importance—at least… — Scott Adams Attention Copy Share Image
“If you believe people use reason for the important decisions in life, you will go through life feeling confused and frustrated that… — Scott Adams Decision making Copy Share Image
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd… — Scott Adams Computer Copy Share Image
The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a… — Scott Adams Boss Copy Share Image
A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“The elderly are spooky when they degenerate into reflections of their younger selves. They say things that make sense on some grammatical… — Scott Adams Elderly Copy Share Image
The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed,… — Scott Adams Adults Copy Share Image
“Children are accustomed to a continual stream of criticisms and praise, but adults can go weeks without a compliment while enduring criticism… — Scott Adams Children Copy Share Image
“You’ve seen for yourself that when a sad person enters a room, the mood in the room drops. And when you talk… — Scott Adams Calmness Copy Share Image
“If you are proven to be right a hundred times in a row, no amount of evidence will convince you that you… — Scott Adams Delusion Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, most people believe that analogies are one of the best ways to persuade. That fact goes far in explaining why it… — Scott Adams Analogies Copy Share Image
“An insane person believes his world is consistent. If he believes the government is trying to kill him, he will see ample… — Scott Adams Insane person Copy Share Image
Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. — Scott Adams Condescending Copy Share Image
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change. — Scott Adams Change Copy Share Image
If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried. — Scott Adams Comedy Copy Share Image
Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow. — Scott Adams Flow Copy Share Image
