As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material. — Scott Adams Business Copy Share Image
“My failure taught me to seek opportunities in which I had an advantage.” — Scott Adams Advantage Copy Share Image
“Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.” — Scott Adams Dilbert Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. — Scott Adams Humor Copy Share Image
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams Comic Copy Share Image
Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line'… — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. — Scott Adams Engineering Copy Share Image
God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a… — Scott Adams Design Copy Share Image
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had… — Scott Adams Age Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want… — Scott Adams Bad idea Copy Share Image
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
One strategy for getting ahead is being incredibly good at a particular skill; you need to be world-class to stand out for… — Scott Adams Getting ahead Copy Share Image
“If, as you say, our minds are delusion generators, then we’re all like blind and deaf sea captains shouting orders into the… — Scott Adams Delusion Copy Share Image
Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning… — Scott Adams Advice Copy Share Image
Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams Art Copy Share Image
“Happiness has more to do with where you are heading than where you are.” — Scott Adams Happiness Copy Share Image
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. — Scott Adams Age Copy Share Image
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. — Scott Adams Decline Copy Share Image
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy. — Scott Adams Exercise Copy Share Image
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. — Scott Adams Being stupid Copy Share Image
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
