“But never being wrong is no proof that the method of testing is sound for all cases” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Rotten bosses don't get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism. — Scott Adams Career Copy Share Image
“Priorities are the things you need to get right so the things you love can thrive.” — Scott Adams Priorities Copy Share Image
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. — Scott Adams Kindness Copy Share Image
Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not… — Scott Adams Brain Copy Share Image
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“My optimism is like an old cat that likes to disappear for days, but I always expect it to return.” — Scott Adams Optimism Copy Share Image
“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can… — Scott Adams Time Copy Share Image
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there — Scott Adams Fantasy Copy Share Image
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks.… — Scott Adams Book Copy Share Image
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is… — Scott Adams Day Copy Share Image
The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“We humans like to think we are creatures of reason. We aren't. The reality is that we make our decisions first and… — Scott Adams Humor Copy Share Image
Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as… — Scott Adams Metaphor Copy Share Image
People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is… — Scott Adams Differences Copy Share Image
“On August 13, 2015, I predicted in my blog that Donald Trump had a 98 percent chance of winning the presidency based… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding. These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be… — Scott Adams Language Copy Share Image
Computers and rocket ships are examples of invention, not of understanding. ... All that is needed to build machines is the knowledge… — Scott Adams Accumulation Copy Share Image
“Most people aren’t lucky enough to have a flexible schedule. I didn’t have one either for the first sixteen years of my… — Scott Adams Life Copy Share Image
“Men believe value is created by accomplishment, and they have objectives for the women in their lives. If a woman meets the… — Scott Adams Goals Copy Share Image
What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“I think I’d know it if we were part of an omnipotent being,” I said. “Would you? Your skin cells are not… — Scott Adams Big bang Copy Share Image
“The grand illusion of life is that our minds have the capacity to understand reality. But human minds didn’t evolve to understand… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of… — Scott Adams Capitalism Copy Share Image
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. — Scott Adams Condescending Copy Share Image
