“Beavers hate the sound of running water; that’s partly why they build dams” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary. — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up. — John Naisbitt Copy Share Image
They might in the future more than ever before engage in hunting beavers. — Samuel de Champlain Copy Share Image
The Quaker loves an ample brim, A hat that bows to no salaam; And dear the beaver is to him As if… — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
I'm not big on the Beavers right now, I know David Pollack is big on the Beavers, he's sipping that Beaver juice. — Desmond Howard Copy Share Image
“Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, “Hey, shut the dam door!” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
“My ma always said the word damn came from beavers who gave up on their houses one stick short.” — Charlie N. Holmberg Copy Share Image
A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Pollio, who values nothing that's within, Buys books as men hunt Beavers, -- for their Skin. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and the other kids were home watching "Leave it to Beaver," my father and step-mother were marching… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
The name Peace River itself is the monument of a successful effort on the part of the Company to bring about a… — Ernest Thompson Seton Copy Share Image
I used to swim with these beavers in a beaver pond when I was 10. I went back when I was 11… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
We tiptoed the tops of beaver dams, hopped hummocks, went wading, looked at spring flowers, tried to catcha snake, got lost and… — David Sobel Copy Share Image
Our major universities are now stuck with an army of pedestrian, toadying careerists, Fifties types who wave around Sixties banners to conceal… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Fishing is a quest for knowledge and wonder as much as a pursuit of fish; it is as much an acquaintance with… — Paul Schullery Copy Share Image
There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Why, did you know that if a beaver two feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
Beavers build houses; but they build them in nowise differently, or better now, than they did, five thousand years ago. Ants, and… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
We attempt to remember our collective American childhood, the way it was, but what we often remember is a combination of real… — Richard Louv Copy Share Image
The desert seems to be a brown wasteland of dry, prickly scrub whose only purpose is to serve as a setting for… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
But tears were not the things to find their way to Mr. Bumble’s soul; his heart was waterproof. Like washable beaver hats… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
One has but to observe a community of beavers at work in a stream to understand the loss in his sagacity, balance,… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Becoming yourself is really hard and confusing, and it's a process," she said in her speech. "I was completely the eager beaver… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find itself with… — Mick Delaney Copy Share Image
Five thousand years have added no improvement to the hive of the bee, nor to the house of the beaver; but look… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
