Masked by a pair of pink cotton panties, the man looks…

“Maybe I'd be a bank robber. Some god-damned thing. Something with flare, fire. You only had one shot. Why be a window washer?”

— Charles Bukowski

“For instance, if you are a bank robber - although I hope you aren't - you might go to the bank a few days…

— Lemony Snicket

A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his checking account.

— Bill Bryson

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm…

— John Dillinger

For all I know, my grandfather was a bank robber in Kilsyth.

— Peter Capaldi

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

— Joey Comeau

The image of the bank robber I had in mind was more in the European tradition where you'd rob banks and give to the…

— Tony Shafrazi

Redemption isn't giving a bank robber a job as a teller.

— Jane Velez-Mitchell

“He ignored her apology. “Jayne? For once, could you drive like you didn’t just knock over a bank?” Jayne laughed. “Sorry, boss. Old habits…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not so…

— Todd Snider

“... she reflects for a moment and then mutters to herself, 'Maybe that shithead’s right? Maybe God does hate Buffalo?”

— Dave Lundy

So she always keep her panties on, She do it when her man aint home, She do it cuz her man aint wrong.

— Travis Porter

“Put your big girl panties on and be a man!”

— Sarah Dosher

“Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth”

— Josh Stern

“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.”

— Stewart Stafford