Bill Burr

There's nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10

— Bill Burr

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

— Bill Burr

D.C.'s always had a great scene.

— Bill Burr

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

— Bill Burr

I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.

— Bill Burr

[I'm] more German than Irish.

— Bill Burr

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

— Bill Burr

As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.

— Bill Burr

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

— Bill Burr

You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

— Bill Burr

It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.

— Bill Burr

I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.

— Bill Burr

I've been guilty of being in the writers' room and going too dark; other people have gone too wacky and zany.

— Bill Burr

Ric Flair was so big I heard about him. I've read his autobiography and all that. He's huge.

— Bill Burr

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

— Bill Burr

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

— Bill Burr

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I…

— Bill Burr

I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even…

— Bill Burr

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back…

— Bill Burr

Animated program was definitely a different process but it was fun though, it had elements of doing my podcast where we were…

— Bill Burr

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I…

— Bill Burr

You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and…

— Bill Burr

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss…

— Bill Burr

Actually they [ Netflix] were telling us to push it further and I've never gotten a nod like that from anybody in…

— Bill Burr

For us, a lot of the cartoon and crazy stuff on 'F Is for Family' is tertiary characters; it happens on the…

— Bill Burr

London was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their…

— Bill Burr

Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to…

— Bill Burr

I mean, stand up you're by yourself and it's live and when you're acting, unless you're doing a monologue, you're interacting with…

— Bill Burr

It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.…

— Bill Burr

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It…

— Bill Burr

I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and…

— Bill Burr

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every…

— Bill Burr

I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned how to combat depression. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had…

— Bill Burr

Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made…

— Bill Burr

It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is…

— Bill Burr

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

— Bill Burr

When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.

— Bill Burr

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

— Bill Burr

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

— Bill Burr

Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!

— Bill Burr