Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell. — Will Cuppy Anger Copy Share Image
Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody! — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it. — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose. — Will Cuppy Failure Copy Share Image
“Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.” — Will Cuppy Fish Copy Share Image
“There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.” — Will Cuppy Animals Copy Share Image
The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I… — Will Cuppy Ancient Copy Share Image
The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery. — Will Cuppy Embroidery Copy Share Image
Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of… — Will Cuppy Middle of the night Copy Share Image
Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned. — Will Cuppy Biologist Copy Share Image
Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The head of a Pike, served at supper, is said to have caused the death from terror of Theodoric the Goth, who… — Will Cuppy Death Copy Share Image
I hear so many things about who I am supposed to be I hardly know what to believe. I am willing to… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not… — Will Cuppy Books Copy Share Image
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
I borrow to pay my honest debts and not to squander foolishly. What's more, I confine my borrowing to those who can… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay… — Will Cuppy Animals Copy Share Image
As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin?… — Will Cuppy Amorous Copy Share Image
Other countries may boast of this and that, but nobody can touch the United States for poisonous snakes. We have about twenty… — Will Cuppy America Copy Share Image
“Hatshepsut has been called the first great woman of history. She simply appointed herself King of Egypt and that was all there… — Will Cuppy History Copy Share Image
I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my… — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] Pliny the Elder described a Whale called "Balaena or Whirlpool, which is so long and broad as to take up more… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.” — Will Cuppy Humor Copy Share Image
The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be. — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse. — Will Cuppy America Copy Share Image
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch. — Will Cuppy Borrowing Copy Share Image
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