Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch. — Will Cuppy Borrowing Copy Share Image
Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17. — Will Cuppy Current events Copy Share Image
Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. — Will Cuppy People Copy Share Image
I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc… — Will Cuppy Men Copy Share Image
Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
The Zebra is striped all over so that the Lion can see him and eat him. Some people say he is striped… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more passive than the male, who is relatively… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage. — Will Cuppy Bird Copy Share Image
“The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.” — Will Cuppy Humor Copy Share Image
“The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes… — Will Cuppy Birds Copy Share Image
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did. — Will Cuppy Freedom Copy Share Image
“A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air. — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. — Will Cuppy Lion Copy Share Image
“It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.” — Will Cuppy Artist Copy Share Image
“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to… — Will Cuppy Murder Copy Share Image
Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up… — Will Cuppy Dictionary Copy Share Image
“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The Pike is the meanest and most vicious of fresh-water fishes. This is caused by heredity and environment, or unfortunate social conditions… — Will Cuppy Fish Copy Share Image
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in… — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
“The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.” — Will Cuppy Bird Copy Share Image
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