Michael Keaton

It's great to be young and insane.

— Michael Keaton

Ahhh... It's good to be young and insane.

— Michael Keaton

I liked going to Catholic school.

— Michael Keaton

You tell me another gang that's got a dental plan.

— Michael Keaton

Guys never really get over their toys.

— Michael Keaton

Show business is, essentially, a fear-based industry.

— Michael Keaton

Is this a great country, or what?

— Michael Keaton

Magna carta. Master charga.

— Michael Keaton

If I didn't do 'Batman,' 'Birdman' wouldn't have happened.

— Michael Keaton

I probably could've done this earlier, if I was more ambitious.

— Michael Keaton

Will Ferrell makes me laugh a lot when he gets out there and gets crazy.

— Michael Keaton

Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is.

— Michael Keaton

I think one reason I really like women and like working with women is because of my sisters.

— Michael Keaton

Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.

— Michael Keaton

I never knew anyone who was cloned, but I played one in 'Multiplicity.'

— Michael Keaton

The thing about me not doing superhero movies, that's not true at all. Movies are movies. You just go.

— Michael Keaton

People always make these generalized statements about Hollywood, and there's all kinds of people in Hollywood.

— Michael Keaton

I don't know - sometimes I catch myself being dark, and it's annoying. I think, 'Get over it.' I bore myself. But…

— Michael Keaton

I saw 'Wild,' and I thought, 'Wow, this is a lot of things, but one of the things is it's a therapist's…

— Michael Keaton

There's this thin line between knowing something is going to be really hard and saying, 'Yeah, you know, but I still gotta…

— Michael Keaton

I don't think there's anybody better than Leonardo DiCaprio, and I've been saying that since before anyone knew who he was.

— Michael Keaton

I had to change my name because there were two other actors registered at Equity with that name. One of them is…

— Michael Keaton

My first day in grade school, I was plain scared. I left the comfort of my run-down house, which I loved, and…

— Michael Keaton

I was waiting in line for another movie and just kind of poked my head in...watched about 10 minutes. I saw enough…

— Michael Keaton

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be…

— Michael Keaton

The first feature film I did, when I did 'Night Shift,' I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the…

— Michael Keaton

I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought…

— Michael Keaton

I'm gonna do four or five of these movies, and it's going to become my career. I'll have to keep expanding the…

— Michael Keaton

My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but…

— Michael Keaton

Well, I think I'm not a non-believer, and I'm not a believer. But, on the other hand, I couldn't give you a…

— Michael Keaton

I remember my mom threatening me, half-serious: 'You know what? I should take you to Pittsburgh and put you in dance lessons…

— Michael Keaton

I was never a huge 007 fan, but I sure liked Sean Connery. I'm sure Pierce Brosnan is good and has his…

— Michael Keaton

We know there's a clear gap in fairness. There just is in equity. In a lot of ways, economically, racially, blah, blah,…

— Michael Keaton

Actors will say 'yes' to anything.

— Michael Keaton

I like people-people rather than movie people.

— Michael Keaton

I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.

— Michael Keaton

I was so gullible as a kid.

— Michael Keaton

I worked at a PBS station called WQED in Pittsburgh.

— Michael Keaton

Filmmaking is the ultimate team sport.

— Michael Keaton

Chris Guest movies are funny.

— Michael Keaton