“Once you individuate from the Guru, you’re on your own Guru journey.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've been doing comedy for 20 years now. I started when I was 13 and I think for the first 10 years… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
That's what comedy is like: You have to force yourself out in the world because you're always one experience away from new… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
Comedy and sci-fi are two areas where you can be larger than life, without the charge of overacting. — Paterson Joseph Copy Share Image
What if birds aren't singing, they're just screaming because they're scared of heights? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just like any other high school dance, the theme was "crepe paper in the gym” — Heather Hildenbrand Copy Share Image
“To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
“You lying lunatic bastard. They're going to kill you." "I love you too," he murmured. "Go find Seph.” — Cinda Williams Chima Copy Share Image
“Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“We're done? You don't want to ask me anything else?" "No." "Oh, darn, I enjoy this so much<" Vaughn said before walking away like he hadn't just ruined the interview. Bursting at the seams, Brie whipped around to another person in a suit. "Doesn't he know that was live? He can't do that! He ruins it every single time. I refuse to interview him anymore. He wasn't even wearing pants!” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Comedy is a man's art form. It pretty much came from a time, post-World War II really - the 1950s are not… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
“Women, they don't know what they're missing when it comes when it comes to the courageous comedy of the Three Stooges." "Yes,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Not to sound, you know, like a dick," Jack said carefully. "But you just dragged us out of bed to show us… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
I'm really excited to get into some comedy music and do it no holds barred and work with my favorite artists, people… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image