“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You know, I just had a thought," he drawled. "Is that a new occurence for you? Is your brain tingling?" Cash and… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
When I started off in comedy it was all about the funny, with nothing else to support it. — Nick Mohammed Copy Share Image
In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him.” — Carol Maloney Scott Copy Share Image
“It's about how we've both been the worst and we're still trying our best.” — Amanda Rosenberg Copy Share Image
“One night when I got in from work a bit late, 'cause it was really nice weather and everyone wants to take… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
The camera reacts with the speed of a human being rather than somebody who knows what's going to happen next. And that… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic… — Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson Copy Share Image
“And what would you like, Sharie?" asked Miss Mush. "What do you have?" asked Sharie. "Potato salad". "What else is there?" asked… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“It's not that students don't "get" Kafka's humor but that we've taught them to see humor as something you get -- the… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Stanley always followed the rules. All sorts of things could go wrong if you didn't. So far he'd done 1:Upon Discovery of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
