My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I would actually write books totally full of nothing BUT kissing scenes, but apparently people like books to have, like, "plots" or… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I've often said that the seventh paramita should be a sense of humor, so we don't take ourselves too seriously. — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
I know that money is precious - but, at least to me, laughter and expression are even more so. — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
“Si los seres humanos no dejan de hacer ejercicio con los labios, su cerebro empieza a funcionar.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I knew one guaranteed way to remove someone else's smirk; too bad for me I was handcuffed and couldn't reach Owen's face… — J.M. Miller Copy Share Image
“Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Parallel tough-guy nods. Man fix boat! Man be strong! "What now?" I asked, hoping to divert the two from actually beating their… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others. — Thomas More Copy Share Image
“He was a peculiar sight. Tears rolling down his face, shouting to drown the sound of the singing rabbit; he said he… — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
“If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer." "Damn… — Shannon K. Butcher Copy Share Image
When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
“I wish I had a dollar for every hour I've spent in the library," he always says. I have to agree- we'd… — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
“Whaaaaaat is going on?" May whispered out of the corner of her mouth. "I'm sort of comforted by the fact that I… — James Riley Copy Share Image
All kinds of things have gone into my shows - cajun and rock bands, Bollywood, Kraftwerk tributes, effects and so on. As… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“And then there’s its hair,” Justin said, pushing the vegetables across to me. “Don’t forget the hair. It’s horrible.” “It’s wearing a… — Tana French Copy Share Image
“Why not? It's true. I don't even laugh for anyone but you." She hesitated, for that one. Did he really mean that?… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
