“-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
The only time laughter is wicked is when it is turned against Him Who gave it. — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all… — William Peter Blatty Copy Share Image
I'd never been the class clown and comedy was not a fulfilment of a dream. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“Remember how before, I was talking about Dungeons and Dragons? Vividly, Jace said. It was a dark time.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!" "That's right. And so are you.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Life had a twisted and weird sense of humor. It makes you yearn for things, makes you fall in love, but it’s… — Pamela Ann Copy Share Image
Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to… — Deepika Padukone Copy Share Image
“The roar of the crowd began to grow. He heard them harmoniously stomping their feet in a rhythm that cried out for… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“You better hope she doesn't say a word," Gabe warned, lifting a finger to Uri's nose. Uri grabbed the finger laughing, "What… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Kinsley, I'v never liked any girl more than I like M&Ms." "Am I getting close?" I joked. "I'd say I like you… — R.S. Grey Copy Share Image
“Roger said, 'I don't know about having a shrink around all the time. Are you analyzing me right now?' Sophie rolled her… — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
“Adrian, we hashed this out! Everything's gone perfectly until now. Why would you even think about deviating from the plan?' 'Um, because… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Think Pickelman's our guy?' 'Maybe. Or maybe he knows who is. Or maybe he's guilty of something else.' 'Glad you could narrow… — Marcia Clark Copy Share Image
