The idea behind doing comedies is that you go home a little happier. — Kathleen Turner Copy Share Image
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a bridge so high, Hope you break… — Katelyn Lillis Copy Share Image
There is a close relationship between the ha-ha of humor and the aha! of discovery. — Roger Von Oech Copy Share Image
People used to say I'm weak in comedy. But, with 'Mahesh Khaelja' and 'Dookudu,' I have proved that I am good at… — Mahesh Babu Copy Share Image
“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
My first improv was Second City in Chicago. Before that, I worked at - with a partner, doing comedy sketches. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.” — H.N. Turteltaub Copy Share Image
I became a dancer in self-defense. I was doing a comedy monologue and didn't know how else to get off, so I… — Ray Bolger Copy Share Image
“I was trying to apologize,” she said, relief and humor easing into her eyes and curving her lips. “You didn’t answer my… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
“Well, let's see. Guardians spend all their time watching out for others, risking their lives, and wearing bad shoes. Me? I have… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I've come to love 'This Country' on BBC Three. It takes a while to get into the swing of it because the… — Alexander Armstrong Copy Share Image
I never want readers to be comfortable, to feel like we're in a comedy or a drama. Life is never just one… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
“Balt Van Tassel was an easy indulgent soul; he loved his daughter better even than his pipe, and, like a reasonable man… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“It means, your worships' excellencies, that - you - can't come to it! This chicken won't fight. It means that the fat's… — E.D.E.N. Southworth Copy Share Image
