A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I don't do stand-up anymore. There are no rules in stand-up comedy. Journalists follow plenty of rules. — Jason Whitlock Copy Share Image
“I do, too, understand. Rosalind wants to find creepy ladies for Daddy so we don't have to worry about stepmothers.” — Jeanne Birdsall Copy Share Image
“Are you trying not to give me information? Or is cryptic your only way of communicating?” — Robyn Jones Soul Bender Copy Share Image
I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
A careful and sympathetic sense of humour can also be a great asset when there is need to get out of difficult… — John Allen Fraser Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you 'perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
“Adam hasn't changed a bit. Still moody. No sense of humor. Generally irritated. Sometimes I can't remember why we're friends” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
Ellen DeGeneres is great. She has this natural style, and she makes comedy look so easy. — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, but where do you think you’re going?” I asked. “I figured I’d put my underwear in with yours. That way… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
“Are we going to school today?” “No. “Great. Then I’m going to go outside and see if I can get a gun.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they… — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
I don't think it's good when entertainment tries to proselytize and I don't think people ultimately want someone showing up in their… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
“You want broccoli?" asked Mrs. Korjev. "Is there orange broccoli?" Sophie asked. "Green broccoli is good for you, make you strong, like… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“To do it right, you need three people,” he explained. “One to hold em’ up. One to pocket the cash. And one… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
If my mom came here today, she'd probably join this red-hat brigade. My mother got my sense of humor, even when I… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
“When she brought Mira up, Eve gave Roarke another glance. "Don't talk to him," she warned. "He can get bitchy when he's… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
