“Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor.” — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“Will you treat people who make you miserable, as prison guards, or travel agents?” — Leslie Miklosy Copy Share Image
“I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman.” — Alex Potvin Copy Share Image
Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside. — Ernst Lubitsch Copy Share Image
“What do you think?” she asked, pouting her lips attempting to imitate a model . . . or a duck. I wasn’t sure which.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Times are really bad. Everyone is writing a book and quoting themselves.” — Omar Kiam Copy Share Image
“Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down." Robin looked at him. "My safe… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“Did you just call me…pretty?” “You’re a male version of Helen of Troy. Now run along. Find another something pretty that appeals… — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Aidan shook his head."Don't skip it(SAT prep class). Just go on about your business, as if nothing is amiss. We've got three… — Kristi Cook Copy Share Image
“Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's nice when I can be met with warmth and enthusiasm, but doing standup comedy has taught me how to push through… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of… — Alan Dean Foster Copy Share Image
“She remembered Grace telling her about Lorcan's evasiveness when she'd first joined the Noctourne -his ability to speak without saying anything, to… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“Even quilters have cliques! I can't stop picturing Regina George, fifty years later, instructing her minions that 'On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
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