“His father fell off a window-ledge. No wonder his mum had cheered up.” — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“Never mess with the Fez.” —Heather Peaceout, Black Fez, Second Order” — Richard Due Copy Share Image
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
I just couldn't do a comedy show about 'The History Of Dinosaurs;' I'd get bored too easily. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when… — Wes Adamson Copy Share Image
When the response to comedy becomes cheering instead of laughing, that is so irritating. It's the worst. — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
“I could've punch him in the nose, but there wasn't a stepladder anywhere handy.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“SF's NO GOOD! They bellow 'til we're deaf But =this= is good Well, then, it's not SF!” — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
You're just playing a role, whether it's a drama or a comedy. I find it really fun to sort of play opposite… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
“You can't be creative without criticism. If your life is without critics then maybe you are painting your life's masterpiece with only… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“And here is the shocking plot twist: as farmers produced those extra calories, the food industry figured out how to get them… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“You have to stop letting me do this,” he bit off, half-angrily. “If you’ll stop leaning on me so that I can… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
Comedy, when it works, is light on its feet and has the illusion of complete spontaneity: as if there is no film,… — David Dobkin Copy Share Image
The more you're able to understand how to do a good dramatic performance, that can inform your comedy. It all informs one… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“No, really," I said. "Now that we know that Flores is really this nasty, fiery, superpowerful nothing-can-kill-me demon from hell, maybe we… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image