Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
“Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
“If everyone was perfect then I am pretty sure I would be perfect.” — Brian Randleas Copy Share Image
I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It is easy to misunderstand what a comedy song is, or what its potential is. I'm used to musical comedy being maligned… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I said with perfect honesty, "I have no intention of trying to take these suckers out by myself, no.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“Ian stepped out to where he knew I could clearly see and identify his tall, dark, and dangerous self.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference.” — Tana French Copy Share Image
“What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Well, I’m more lopsided than a one-legged badger,” mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his careful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing.… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“Ethan: "Abstaining definitely doesn't work." Beth: "what do you suggest?" Ethan: "We're obviously going to have to make love often, but keep… — Lucy Monroe Copy Share Image
People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
“Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
“Wait." Amber jumped up wide-eyed. "Is she a—" "A ghost " I smirked. "Amber you're a necromancer in a show about raising… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?” he asked. “I have already learned not to speak to strangers.” “Then I will… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“Nat: Maybe you broke something. Midge: I know. Never fall down, never fall down! Nat: Ah, it's nothing. I fall down every… — Herb Gardner Copy Share Image
