“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.” — Benjamin R. Smith Guns Copy Share Image
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Intercourse Copy Share Image
“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.” — Benjamin R. Smith Infants Copy Share Image
“Stay out of this, buddy. You’re lucky I’m not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn’t tolerate that kind… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I… — Benjamin R. Smith Mother Copy Share Image
“I haven’t got time for a love life and that’s usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for… — Benjamin R. Smith Frustration Copy Share Image
“She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Nice dress,” Victoria said. “Thank you,” Perpetua said. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” Victoria blinked. “Uh, what?” — Benjamin R. Smith Humor Copy Share Image
“When I wrote erotica I had a fascination with the word abdomen. I also, in my smutty days liked the word 'turgid.'… — Benjamin R. Smith Erotica Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Computer Copy Share Image
“Madness doesn’t get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself… — Benjamin R. Smith Death Copy Share Image
“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this… — Benjamin R. Smith Character Copy Share Image
“In some literature, I’ve read, weather is used as a metaphor. The darker and stormier the weather outside the more diabolical the… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices… — Benjamin R. Smith Acting Copy Share Image
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the… — Benjamin R. Smith Materialism Copy Share Image
“After a good roll in the hay, when he’s all peaceful and serene and he hasn’t a worry or a care in… — Benjamin R. Smith Calm Copy Share Image
“Several things ran through my head as I watched this silent ballet: First, I was running low on pears, my favorite morning… — Benjamin R. Smith Ballet Copy Share Image
“WARD: I’ll be home in time for dinner, honey. JUNE: Alright—I’m pregnant—Have a fine day at work, dear. WARD exits… WARD reenters.… — Benjamin R. Smith Comedy-humor Copy Share Image
“Since you haven’t got a name,” he said. “I guess you can pick one for yourself. Would you like to pick one… — Benjamin R. Smith Boys Copy Share Image
“I see a cathedral, for instance, one that’s stood for centuries and I marvel and I wonder... How many people passed through… — Benjamin R. Smith Cathedral Copy Share Image
“All around the smell of that necro-smoke, that nether-weed. And up and at the hedonist impulse, rejoice, rejoice, in the disconnect my… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“The name Atlantis came from an old book Victoria had never read. A lifetime residency in the ASM paradise was rumored to… — Benjamin R. Smith Atlantis Copy Share Image
“. “We’re both... I mean, you’re more so, but we’re both really fucked up emotionally. I mean, how do I know you’re… — Benjamin R. Smith Intimacy Copy Share Image
“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for… — Benjamin R. Smith Attraction Copy Share Image
“And when he was suddenly gone -- no, not just gone, dead in every possible meaning of the word to me because… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“?-: Yes, I must say, that part distressed me a bit. I had no idea girls could do that... (JUNE and RUTH… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.” — Benjamin R. Smith Vacuum Copy Share Image
“Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.” — Benjamin R. Smith Erotica Copy Share Image
“Human’s aren’t concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.” — Benjamin R. Smith Nature of man Copy Share Image
“You’ve missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It’s the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon… — Benjamin R. Smith Time Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with your father? Huh? Can’t he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“It isn’t easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust.” — Benjamin R. Smith Life Copy Share Image
“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right… — Benjamin R. Smith Angel Copy Share Image
