Kim Harrison

Have you been sniffing fairy farts?

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“I can get us a body,” Ivy said”

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By Tink's diaphram...!

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Tinks titties Rache Jenks

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“Ms. Vampire Lady, you're all wet.”

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“Tink's a Disney whore!- Jenks”

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“a gardener in a savage Eden,”

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“Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks”

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“A year of hell is worth three minutes in heaven. Or so they say.”

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Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better.

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“You're taking classes? That's great. Crime scene etiquette, perhaps?”

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Making a spell is easy. It's trusting you did it right that's hard.

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“And you knows ugly when you sees ugly, don't ya, sweet thang.”

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She’s not much of a team player, more of a team yeller.

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“Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison”

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I got it this time, Daddy Warbucks,” I said,

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“My God, woman. Your aura is glowing. Just admit you like him, bump uglies, and get on with your life!”

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He just wanted to hold her to him and tell her it would be okay, that she had survived and was beautiful.

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“Okay,” I said, resettling myself and looking up.You need the thrill of danger flitted through my mind, and I quashed it.”

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“The runt will have a juice box.' He turned to Pierce. 'It will make you big and strong, won't it, little fella.”

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“Look,” I said, my finger jabbing out to point at him. “I don’t like you. Jenks doesn’t like you. And Ivy wants…

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I’m not going anywhere with you, you little shoemaker,” I said (Rachel to Trent)

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“Taking a breath, I stepped into the line to find him standing right where I’d left him, smiling with his hand extended.…

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“But a pawn could become a queen if she reached the end and came back again.”

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“Jenks shook his head. "Rache, I really feel bad for her, but Ivy's right. She can't stay here. She needs professional help."…

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“The Weres would track us from there. I’m surprised they haven’t found us already. I can’t believe you bit her. We have…

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“I thought this was the safest place to hammer out an agreement with Piscary,” I said meekly. “My office?” he barked. “Well…”…

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“What a slug’s ass. If he doesn’t go to the hospital and die on paper, then we have a dead vamp to…

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“His eyes went past us to his kids as they descended upon the mouse, who had finally made a dash for the…

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“He may be your son, but it was my old boyfriend who got him in trouble. He lied to you. He lied…

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“My breath slipped from me, almost a groan. Trent Kalamack. The obscenely successful, smiling businessman, ruthless bio- and street-drug lord, elf in…

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“Familiars were known for their loose tongues until you cut them out. It was a practice Algaliarept frowned upon. Most of his…

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Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it…

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“Have any of your clients died?” Ford asked. “Someone you were trying to help?” “Brett,” Jenks said. “Peter?” I blurted out. But…

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Do you hurt uncle Kisten', he asked.(...) but Kisten beat me to it. “Only my heart, Audric,” he said. “Ms. Rachel is…

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“You've never been the safe, nice girl next door, despite everything you do to be that person. That's why you joined the…

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A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End.…

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“Ivy had once said that sharing blood was a way to show deep affection, loyalty, and friendship. I felt that way about…

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Trent, do you have any weapons? Like a gun?” He looked at me in disgust. “You’re here to protect me,” he said…

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“Jenks’s gaze was even and calm, wise and even a bit sad. The wind ruffled his hair, and the sound of the…

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