“The greater the injury, the greater the fun.” — a celebration of poets Leinad Eibam Summer 2015 Copy Share Image
I needed to make my wig ogg because I no longer wanted to apologize for who I am — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious. — Anneliese van der Pol Copy Share Image
“It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Wise Child: Why don't you beat me then? Juniper: I can't be bothered.” — Monica Furlong Copy Share Image
One person I haven't worked with yet, who I find hilarious, is Chad Coleman. — Josh McDermitt Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
I think it's hilarious when people call Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria curvy. Come on. They're not curvy. They're small. I'm curvy. — America Ferrera Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
“Well," Cinder finally grumbled. "I guess that was pretty fast thinking." A relieved grin filled up Thorne's face. "We're having another moment,… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
I was fortunate enough to book a pilot, and we just got picked up for a midseason replacement for ABC. It's called… — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
“Honey, are you being safe?' 'I wear my seat belt, yes.' 'Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?' Matty sighed.… — Leta Blake Copy Share Image
“Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that… — Debi Gliori Copy Share Image
“Sionnach smiled in the way of the falsely modest and added, "Forgive me for not standing, but I can't find the energy… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
“At present, however, with his aching head and queasy stomach, Sebastian was feeling exceedingly resistible. Or if not that, then resistant. Aphrodite… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth smiled warmly. "For you I will allow it, Mr. Trask. How is your wife, sir? Still putting up with you, or… — Sharon Lathan Copy Share Image
“Daniel?” I raise an eyebrow to match his expression. “Holder?” “What are you up to?” “I do not know what you are… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
