Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“Oh my!! How you've grown. Soon you'll be catching the Lord's balls.” — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket...” — Nine Naughty Novelists Copy Share Image
“By the way--I like this human idea of the grim reaper. I like the scythe. It amuses me.” — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“The best sign of a really nice and working relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.” — Hongki Ader Copy Share Image
“I know,” Kahlil said. “You’re probably the only man who would compare me to a fungus and mean it as a compliment.” — Ginn Hale Copy Share Image
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs. — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Trust, a sense of humor, and don't let the sun go down on an argument without trying to make it up. That's… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
God's signs are not always the ones we look for. We learn in tragedy that his purposes are not always our own.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“The shackles." She stirred. "Aryal has both sets of chains, and the key," she told him, muffled against his skin. "She swears… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked… — John Green Copy Share Image
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e. e. cumming's poem. I dont mind eels except how they… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct. — Dominique Bouhours Copy Share Image
“So there’s this guy named Murphy and he has this law. I hate him.” — Christy Trujillo Copy Share Image
