Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

“I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or…

— Chuck Lorre

“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”

— Chuck Lorre

“I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!”

— Chuck Lorre

“time is happening all at once we travel down it seeing only the present the big bang was that big, its still banging”

— e.webb

What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?

— Anonymous

“The laws of nature cannot be randomly reshuffled at the cusps [of an oscillating universe]. If the universe has already gone through many oscillations,…

— Carl Sagan

Nowadays, one of the churches of Tlön maintains platonically that such and such a pain, such and such a greenish-yellow colour, such and such…

— Jorge Luis Borges

“These notes, however they may be read, are intended only as a painstaking affectionate commentary on a world into which I have been born…

— Lawrence Durrell

“Holy Mother we do believe, That without sin Thou didst conceive; May we now in Thee believing, Also sin without conceiving.”

— A. P. Herbert

“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

Coitus can scarcely be said to take place in a vacuum; although of itself it appears a biological and physical activity, it is set…

— Kate Millett

“When you've committed yourself to violence it takes an almost inhuman effort to stop short. It's one of those things that once you've started…

— Mark Lawrence

“who wants to make it grand or fortify it for the coitus, must rub it before copulation with tepid water, until it gets red…

— Nigel Cliff

“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed.  “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.”

— Christine Zolendz