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“I would know you from the heart of the sun. I would know you even if I were mad. I will know you always,…

— Elizabeth A. Lynn

“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even here, in…

— Tere Michaels

“That’s the past. I have even less power to change it now than I did to stop it then.”

— Jessie G

“I pull his hand up to my chest. "It's okay. Some of my best friends are in the mob. It must be really tough…

— Giorge Leedy

“Tiring of his questioning, I tell him adamantly that nothing's ever going to happen between Kahn and I. "But you want it to." "It…

— Giorge Leedy

“I liked it when our feet were aligned, left with left, and struck the ground at the same time, leaving footprints on the shore…

— André Aciman

“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“I’ve always felt that love is like Belgian chocolate, you know, the ones with brandy filling. You always say you’re going to take one…

— Scarlet Hyacinth

“The sound Noah made when he speared him with his tongue sent Cameron from hard and twitching to gotta fuck or die.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“He has given Caspar flowers, has given him soft toys (however ridiculous that might be as a gesture.) Has written real actual poems, with…

— Alex Ankarr

“...let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts ’cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.”

— Andrea Speed

“Because it’s you and basketball, Christian. Only one of you can break my heart.”

— Amy Lane

“If you will it, it's not a dream.”

— Theodor Herzl

“It was as if the blinders to his vision had been lifted and he wanted to make up for every moment the two of…

— Kele Moon

“The man’s tongue was like a heat-seeking missile and it blew Kory to pieces.”

— Gina A. Rogers