Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow…

Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that you can…

— Susanna Fogel

We have the right to swing our arm until it hits the other fellow's nose.

— Zechariah Chafee

It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense.

— Richard Kalvar

What are your troubles are, the whether you love me. They have good humor. But I am not a joke

— Mak_786

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

— Mary Roberts Rinehart

“It was the age, that time of life when every sight, every feeling, every thought came back, like a boomerang, to me.”

— Haruki Murakami

“If--when--you need to go off, fill your soul, feel different earth under your feet, I’ll do my best to handle missing you. As long…

— Donna Kauffman

Now this is really going to impress Valentine." "I don't know," Clary said. "Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get…

— Cassandra Clare

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

— Austin O'Malley

“Time throws you out of its dimensionless planar like a boomerang. It unites with you again in death.”

— Vishwanath S J

Negative words are powerful boomerangs so be careful what you say about people and yourself.

— Mary J. Blige

I suppose everyone tells little white lies. Quite often they're necessary to make someone feel better or prevent feelings from being hurt. Whoppers? No,…

— Richard Chamberlain

I'm like a boomerang, I always come back.

— Agyness Deyn

Malice is of the boomerang character, and is apt to turn upon the projector.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

I sometimes think that when the prime minister tries to select a weapon it is the boomerang he finds most effective.

— John Smith