“I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption.” — Angela Elwell Hunt Copy Share Image
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. And let my liver rather heat with wine, than my heart cool with mortifying… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honesty Is The Best Policy. Unless, 0f Course, You are Posting A Personal Ad On An Internet Dating Site — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Hmm… if yelling at me makes you feel okay… then we can continue. I can even make some more tea for the… — Sam P. Grace Copy Share Image
“Lucien: And Flowers--but only Anya can call me that. William: Fine. I'll call you Roses. Lucien: You won't. William: I will. Zodiac… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Bad kitty!" Razor buzzed again from Keirran's shoulder. His huge ears flapped as he bounced up and down. "Evil, bad kitty! Shave… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Darla had been doing something by the fire. Now she returned and began stripping the blanket off me. I grabbed it before… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
Not long after 'The Pacific,' I began shooting the comedy 'Larry Crowne,' which was also with Tom Hanks, who also directed and… — Rami Malek Copy Share Image
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke,… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
My thing was always more character-driven comedies, not sketch comedy - not that there's not room for both or one isn't enjoyable,… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh? And of course there clearly… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Basically, I have two speeds… Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Things seem one way, and then another way – you gotta get used to it.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
