“Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
I'm writing a record of comedy songs. I'm doing all these collaborations with artists. I bring them lyrics and they write the… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“And when you grow up one day," her mother would always add, " you might be lucky enough to be shot by… — Carolyn Cohagan Copy Share Image
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Everybody looks for a chance of attention. Nobody looks for a chance to be ignored. Why? Because being ignored really sucks.” — The Wombat Copy Share Image
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
“If you think you know everything; you know nothing. If you think you know nothing; you know something.” — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“His hand came forward, an all too manly appendage lined by callouses. If that trigger finger could produce as accurate shooting as… — Anne Garboczi Evans Copy Share Image
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple! My master sues to… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Comedy gigs are there because you are all in acceptance that the world is not the way it should be. You have… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Stan Lee always wanted to do another syndicated strip while we were doing Spider-Man. I was working two jobs, and he wanted… — John Romita, Sr Copy Share Image
As far as the sexy quotient goes, I think it's not just the physical attributes or money, but talent, a great personality… — Shibani Dandekar Copy Share Image
“Archbishop James Usher (1580-1656) published Annales Veteris et Novi Testaments in 1654, which suggested that the Heaven and the Earth were created… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh. — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch." - Valek to Yelena — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
