Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there. — Joel Hodgson Copy Share Image
Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh. — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I love working in television and in comedy, so whenever there's an opportunity to work on a TV sitcom, I'm like, 'Yes… — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image
I don't think I said a single funny thing in class between 2004 and 2008. — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
“They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it’s free, has no bad side effects and is available to… — Mindy Levy Copy Share Image
“No...I...I had this spicy Mexican food last night. It's only a bad case of heartburn. I don't need an exorcism. i need… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
I've always felt that comedy doesn't just come from misery. It comes from an absurdity around that misery. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time. — Suzanne Fields Copy Share Image
“Sometime bad self-esteem is just good common sense" Cloris Leachman, Spanglish” — Kristen Wasyliszyn Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like his tone. In fact I didn’t like boys’ tone when they knew they were hot and tried to be… — Luella Christie Copy Share Image
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“you're a fairy? sure, Tinker bell. pull the other leg while your at it." "you see? that's the problem with mortals. we… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
My first summer in college, I interned for Arena Stage in D.C. and taught a disastrous class on standup comedy to middle… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
“He couldn't be serious and stern with a man who had ducklings in his hair, or who talked to baby birds like… — Cat Sebastian Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle,… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
I'm very English really. I even ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbors'.… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I should have no compassion on these witches; I should burn them all. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
